Grammar Witch

by Yvonne
(Jeffersonton, Virginia, USA)

OK, Paul -- I'll tell you what frosts my butt! When saucy commentators like you think they can get away with unprofessional misspellings just cuz they've adopted a breezy, cheeky in-yer-face public persona.

The correct spelling is "diligence," doofus -- not "dillegence." Get an editor, fer chrissakes!

I am:

Eagerly awaiting your next grammatical faux pas --